Image via WikipediaGina: April, what about that guy you were seeing?April: I don't see him any more.
Gina: Why?
April: Gina, he just doesn't have a clue. He is so oblivious to anything. He bought me these ridiculous things for my birthday.
Gina: What did he get you?
April: Two ugly, gaudy belly rings and a key ring.
Gina: Those are really lame gifts!
April: I know. He bought me this outfit that looks like it's for his teenage daughter...waaaaay too small, too. You should see what they look like on me... I'm a 40 year-old woman!
Gina: Did he buy in the Jr's section?
April: Yes, at Charlotte Russe, of all places.
Gina: Did you return them?
April: (Laughs) No. The halter top I DID return, and got cash back.
Gina: Oh my gosh - a halter top??!!!
April: YES! (Laughs)
Gina: You are tiny - how can they be too small?
April: It was way too tight. The buttons were straining - I looked SO ridiculous.
Gina: NO clue...
PEOPLE - I implore everyone to THINK TWICE before buying a really bad gift for someone this holiday season. I can recall witnessing a few of my loved ones open a really bad gift for their birthday/Christmas, and let me tell you – it wasn't pretty. I have even been the (unlucky) recipient of a couple of these really bad gifts, myself:
- Underwear or Socks
- Ugly/cheesy shirt, sweater or tie
- Cheap wine/liquor
- Stuffed animals
- Bathroom scale
- Personalized gifts that are spelled incorrectly
- Lingerie
- Tacky jewelry
- Toiletries of any kind
- Kitchen gadgets
- Fruit basket
- Bobble head
- Clothing in the wrong size
- Life insurance
- Viagra
- Promise ring
- Big Mouth Billy Bass
- Garden gnomes
- Beard or nose hair trimmer
- Self-help books
What do YOU do with really BAD GIFTS?
Exchange them?
Re-gift them?
Throw them out?
Post a photo of them online?
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